H2BT — Retro Desktop Music, Weird Videos, Art and Browser Games

Explore original music by Blue-Footed B-Words, the 10ft Weenie single, strange short videos, interactive art, games and tiny apps inside a Windows-style desktop.

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About H2BT

H2BT

Had to be there edition

Device Overview (Probably)

Device Name:Borky80085
Full Device Name:Borky80085_LoL_4lyfe
Device ID:Brown
System Type:22-bit operating system, x69-based processor
Pen and Touch:Yes?
Operating System:Apindows 95.2
Kernel Build:3.14.159.265
Processor:HyperTron 486DX2 @ 67MHz (turbo)
Memory:12,288 KB + 1 pocket lint
Storage:69 MB
Graphics:VGA++
Audio:Blitzkrieger 16-channel
Network:14.4k Dialer
Uptime:0 days 6 hours 07 minutes
System Mood:Optimistic

About Me

H2BT is a collection of AI content and random content that me and some friends have put together. It is meant to be an entertaining website with music, videos, images, games, and possibly other things.

Browse the plain-web directory of every public H2BT video, song, game and application.

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About Blue-Footed B-Words

Blue-Footed B-Words

Independent musical research unit. Three members. No vacancies.

About the Band (Official Position)

The Blue-Footed B-Words are Seth, Luke, and Kyle: a three-person recording concern operating in the narrow territory between a legitimate band and a scheduling accident. We make songs in our free time, which we regard as the only time with the proper credentials. The work is deliberate. The pace is not.

On an unrelated administrative note, a rotisserie chicken remains listed as both stage lighting and a dependent. Accounting has stopped returning our calls.

Current Release

10ft Weenie album art

10ft Weenie

Our first publicly documented single concerns a genie, a ten-foot weenie, and the predictable collapse of responsible wish management. Although the subject is folkloric, the treatment should be considered definitive.

Approved Distribution Channels

For listeners who require a platform to verify that this actually happened.

Personnel

SethBand member. Has reviewed the available evidence.
LukeBand member. Working within parameters.
KyleBand member. Declines to simplify the record.

Long-Term Position

What appears, from outside, to be three people making things when they have time is in fact the slow formation of a self-contained universe. This is occurring without a launch plan, a release calendar, or public authorization. By the time the world notices, several minor laws of physics may already have been replaced.

Genre: Pending Operational tempo: When possible Current canon: Genie / 10 ft. Seriousness: Not available for comment
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