APINDOWS FACILITIES · INCIDENT RESPONSE UNIT

The Great Flushening 98

Three stalls. One plunger. The janitor has left the group chat.

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Let people finish. When a toilet bubbles, plunge it. Tap a stall or press 1, 2, 3. A wrong door makes everything worse.

FACILITIES DISPATCH // LIVE TRANSCRIPT

Awaiting a licensed plunger operator. License not required.

EMPLOYEE ORIENTATION

Congratulations. You are facilities.

Customers come. Customers go. Some leave a plumbing emergency. Wait for an open stall with a bubbling toilet, then plunge it before the orange fuse runs out. Keep the pipe pressure below 100% for 45 seconds.

Touch, mouse and keyboard supported. Sound starts off. No actual plumbing qualifications conferred.

Official employee handbook

Correct stall: points and a lower pressure reading. Wrong stall or late response: pressure climbs. Survive the shift for your performance review. The building does not have insurance for what happens at 100%.