CORKY HOME SECURITY PRODUCTS

Bourbon Defender 98

Military-grade protection for one small glass that absolutely could have been placed in a cabinet.

BOURBON EDITION 4.7

Glass perimeter

SYSTEM DISARMED

Current threat0%

Threat laboratory

PATENT DENIED
Countermeasures

DEFENDER ADVICE

Arm the glass, then scan a suspect.

Corky has been notified by a fax machine that is not connected.

LIVE NONSENSE TELEMETRY

Bourbon activity log

  1. Sensor polished with the lower half of Corky’s sweatshirt.OK