Apindows municipal nonsense division
Department of
Minor Inconveniences
Your problem is small. Our paperwork is enormous.
FORM 0H-N0 · INTAKE
What happened now?
A fictional toy, not a real complaint service. Nothing is submitted or saved. No personal details required.
OFFICIAL-ISH CORRESPONDENCECASE —
Please take a number.
Then take a seat. Then wonder why the number is also a seat.
- Assigned department
- Awaiting unnecessary classification
- Approved remedy
- Complete the form to the left. Or above. Architecture is not our department.
PENDING SHRUG
This office is closed during lunch, after lunch, and in anticipation of lunch.
The clerk is ready. Emotionally, no. Administratively, yes.